Aati Thi Jaathi Thi Hansti
Funny SMS “Aati Thi Jaathi Thi Hansti Thi, hansati thi Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi Per aaj pata chala ki vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi.”
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Funny SMS Biwi: Ap apny best friend ki biwi k janazy pe kun nahee gaye? Shohar:Kis munh sy jaon? wo teesri dafa biwi k janazy pe bula raha hy or meine 1 dafa bhi nahe bulaya..
View ArticleIt’s easier 2 pick up a girl of 50 kg
Funny SMS It’s easier 2 pick up a girl of 50 kg, when in romantic mood. . . But, It’s quite difficult 2 pick up a “Bori Of Aata” of 20 kg, when mother asks:
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Husband Wife SMS Husband: tmhari roz roz ki farmaisho se me tang aagya hon isliye khudkushi karne jaraha hon wife: 2,3, white suit to dila den iddat k dinon me kia pehnu’ngi.
View ArticleLight k Baghair rehne walo
Funny SMS Light k Baghair rehne walo Dehshat gardi bardasht krne walo Stike mein ghar bethne walo Har cheez pe Extra tax dene walo Sheher ki Lights ka bill apne ghar se dene walo Sailaab mein dia hova...
View ArticleHm apko satate rahenge.
Hm apko satate rahenge. Marte dum tk msg krte rahenge. Or jis din msg nai aya to samjh lena…. Agle din msg aa jaye gey" Kuch to achha socha Kro.;->
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CRITISIZE ME: Meri sb sy buri adat btayn
Question sms ¤CRITISIZE ME¤ Meri sb sy buri adat btayn? Dil khol kr answr dain.. Be True Truly, I’ll not mind..
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Air Hostess: Sir keya leygy
Funny SMS Air Hostess: Sir keya leygy? Musafir: Milk Badam Kheer Brost Pakora and Tandori Chicken with Naan Air Hostess: sir aap Jahaz mein hain apny Bap ki Valimy mein nahee
View ArticleIk taraf Dengi ty ik taraf wapda…
funny SMS Ik taraf Dengi ty ik taraf wapda… Ik pakry pan nae denda te ik kapry laan nae denda.
View ArticleWomen’s tongue and men’s eye,
Funny sms Women’s tongue and men’s eye, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rekax only when they die. -‘)
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Meri sab sy guzarish hy k good morning k message bhejne ki bajaye subha
Funny SMS Meri sab sy guzarish hy k good morning k message bhejne ki bajaye subha . . . . . . . . . Halwa pori bhaij deya karain. Shukria…
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Aj ka Ek aisa Waqia Jise SUN K Insan Ki Rooh Kanp Jay gi
Funny sms Aj ka Ek aisa Waqia Jise SUN K Insan Ki Rooh Kanp Jay gi’ Mgr Zalimon K Hath Na Kanpe Lahore Me 4 Saal Ka Masoom Bacha Jo Abhi Theek Tarah Bol Ni Sakta Tha wo hath jorta rha uski chikhon se...
View ArticleGirl: Aj se mera tumhara rishta khatam
Funny sms Girl: Aj se mera tumhara rishta khatam Tum mery sary gift wapis kr do main b tumhary sary gift wapis kr deti hun Boy:Theek hai Easy load se start karty hen Girl:Aray jano main to mzaq kr rahi...
View ArticleAn Economist Beautifully explains two reasons for having 2 wifes
Funny sms An Economist Beautifully explains two reasons for having 2 wifes: 1) Monopoly should be broken 2) Competition improves the services…
View ArticleOh! NO! Aray Ye kia Ho Gaya Mujh se
Funny sms Oh! NO!! Aray Ye kia Ho Gaya Mujh se Aisa Nhi Hona Tha Boht Badi Galti Ho Gai. UffALLAH! Ye Kya Ho Gaya Mujhse,, Itne Busy Insan Ko Msg Send Ho Gaya..:O
View ArticleBehtreen insan wo hai
Funny sms “Golden words” Behtreen insan wo hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jis ka aap msg parh rahey hain. Incoming search terms:sms deilse free love SMS...
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